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[Bigfishjr.]

What to do in a Terrorist Attack



The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, displaying public service symbols for terrorism readiness in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns.


The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything!

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/1.jpg

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/2.jpg
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle.
If you are bald, yell really loud

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/3.jpg
If you spot a terrorist arrow,
pin it against the wall with your shoulder.


http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/4.jpg

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,
stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/5.jpg

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/6.jpg
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap,
water, and at least one armless hand.


http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/7.jpg
Michael Jackson is a terrorist.
If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/8.jpg
Hurricanes, animal corpses, and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common.
Think about it

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/9.jpg
Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy.
Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

http://www.blucati.com/images/terror/10.jpg
If a door is closed, karate chop it open

[SJDrifli]

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Hahhhahhahaha